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The Penis Collection

Created by Flopsi on 26 Jul 2019 | Last edited by Flopsi on 09 Aug 2019

Those are songs of a very special body part and no, it's not about sex. Okay, okay, not most of the time.

Due to the double entendre where a toy of "silver bells hanging on a string" was also used to represent a certain part of the anatomy this song was banned on most radio stations.
It still reached no. 1 on Billboard Hot 100!

Translations:  Turkish German Portuguese

Size seems to matter - at least if the penis is like an extra bellybottom.

Translations:  Portuguese Tongan

Just average

Translations:  German Portuguese Swedish

Let's brag about it

Translations:  Russian Turkish French 4 more

Blow job

Translations:  Spanish Serbian French 9 more

The Austrian version of this blow job

Translations:  German English

This penis got a special name: Stilzchen

Everybody in Paris knows about this penis

Translations:  English

Conversation about a man to hand relationship

Translations:  Dutch German

Something like an angel?

Translations:  Russian German Greek 3 more
Song | German Möhre

Nobody believes it's that big

Translations:  Italian

Translations:  English

Suggested by Demonia

Suggested by Demonia

Suggested by Diazepan Medina

Translations:  English
Song | English Momus

Translations:  Russian Spanish

Suggested by Jadis

Translations:  English

Suggested by Sophia

Translations:  English

Suggested by vevvev

Translations:  English
Song | French Naza

Suggested by kwameGH

Suggested by _kkot

Though this song is about a record you surely think about something else

It's all the music video - but be careful:
According to Wikipedia Billboard described the music video as "the most disturbing video of 2011". The magazine also described it as "the most frightening video of 2011".

Suggested by Vera Jahnke

Translations:  Italian German Turkish 2 more

Suggested by Maluca

Song | German Puhdys

Translations:  English French
Comments
FlopsiFlopsi    Sat, 27/07/2019 - 02:15

Yes, it does and there's the problem. I wanted this collection about the male part as a main subject, that's why I'm not sure about adding it.

FlopsiFlopsi    Sat, 27/07/2019 - 01:58

This fits just perfect. Thank you so much!

Women part - guess that's got to be another collection. This is all to celebrate men and their best part. Wink smile

FlopsiFlopsi    Sun, 28/07/2019 - 05:18

I guess Flo Rida had a deep impact. Teeth smile

Once again - the songs should be on the penis as a main subject, that's why I didn't add "Ole Torero" by Pabellón Psiquiátrico or "Pussy" by Rammstein.
I know it's a thin line, but IMHO those songs are more about sexual intercourse. Blow jobs are a different thing - they're all about the penis.

I appreciate all of your suggestions even if I didn't add a song. Thank you all!

FlopsiFlopsi    Mon, 29/07/2019 - 11:57

Oops, that one droped out of my collection somehow. I had some beginner problems since this is my first collection - I thought I could just add the links and got a error message. I've added the song just for this collection.

Thank you for making me aware that this song is missing!

JadisJadis    Mon, 29/07/2019 - 11:55

This one cannot be more on the topic.

JadisJadis    Mon, 29/07/2019 - 12:05

Ну же, что Вы! Embarrassed smile
 

Sophia_Sophia_    Mon, 29/07/2019 - 14:02

А что не так? Wink smile

JadisJadis    Mon, 29/07/2019 - 15:24

Несомненно. А как сказать – чуткость, утонченность, изысканность...

FlopsiFlopsi    Mon, 29/07/2019 - 12:03

Jadis & Sophia!
Just great those two songs! Thank you.

EquirythmysticaEquirythmystica    Mon, 29/07/2019 - 14:26

Так почти все песни Сектора газа нужно тогда в подборку включать )

FlopsiFlopsi    Tue, 30/07/2019 - 13:46

Hmm, nee. Die ersten beiden sind zu abstrakt und bei den Ärzten ist das ja nur eine weiblichle Erwiderung.
Ich will Geschichten. Ich will tiefsinniges und oberflächliches Gelabere über das beste Stück. Das Verdammen und das In-den-Himmel-heben.
Tja, und Sexfantasien, wenn es tatsächlich überwiegend um den Schwanz geht und nicht um den Akt an sich.
Ah! Danke! Da fällt mir ein anderes Lied ein, das hier noch fehlt.

kwameGHkwameGH    Tue, 30/07/2019 - 19:04

I love this collection! 😀🤣🤣 Unfortunately I don't know any songs with the phallus as theme.

FlopsiFlopsi    Wed, 31/07/2019 - 02:27

Thank you so much. I'm so glad for everyone loving this collection and it's still growing.... Wink smile

FlopsiFlopsi    Wed, 31/07/2019 - 03:43

Thanks to you - this collection is no. 1 of the weak + no. 1 of the month!

JadisJadis    Thu, 01/08/2019 - 08:06

No 1 of the 'weak', but still going strong! Regular smile
 

FlopsiFlopsi    Mon, 05/08/2019 - 15:30

Liebe Vera,

vielen Dank! Ich kann halt nicht alle Penis-Lieder kennen. Wink smile

And though this collection droped out of the weekly charts, it's now climbing up the Top 50 of the Year. Teeth smile

FlopsiFlopsi    Mon, 05/08/2019 - 17:17

Den hatte ich voll vergessen. Dankeschön!